Posts Tagged ‘eggs’

A Pseudo-Easter Entry

Posted: March 31, 2013 in Anecdotes
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Am I the only person who doesn’t like Cadbury’s Cream Eggs? Like, in the whole world? I feel there’s some sort of closet for people like me. It wasn’t so bad when I told everyone I didn’t like Turkish Delight. No, not even the chocolate covered ones (the food, not the people). At least with Turkish Delight there were a handful of us dissenters. We could hold secret meetings, at the very least.

But there’s always been this cloud hanging over me, with this comic-style finger pointing down and a huge sign that says “LEPER”. And all because some people seem genuinely dumbfounded when I say that I actually don’t like Cream Eggs. Maybe it’s the way I’m being interpreted. Maybe “I don’t like” is being confused with “I would like to make smelly love to”. And “Cream Eggs” sounds a bit like “Adolf Hitler’s soup spoons” to some people.

(Yes, that does mean this is the second entry in a row where I mention Hitler in a derogative manner. If that doesn’t let the KKK know I’m not interested in their meetups, then I’m out of ideas…)

Did you used to watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S? Of course you did! Everybody did. And it wasn’t so much that you liked it, either. You bally well adored that show! Again, everybody did. Guess what? I didn’t. Kind of hated it, in fact. Had no idea what the appeal was so I skipped the phenomena. Yet, I don’t feel the least bit guilty about admitting to that. Even though I was pretty much alone in admitting to it. While everybody was talking about their Chandlers and Ross’, I was probably bewildered as to why someone would inject a white, thick substance into an otherwise hollow chocolate egg. Ugh. All those years wasted.

So yeah. I hate Cadbury’s Cream Eggs. What is wrong with you people?! Wait, I didn’t mean that. Please don’t leave. I’ll even put my pants back on…

Yeah. I know this isn’t really a long or interesting post. But you go to do something before the serotonin kicks in…

What things do you hate that everyone else loves?