“We give LOTS of shit,” says country.

Posted: November 17, 2010 in Current affairs
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This is the image the BBC web site used when Prince William announced his engagement to Kate Middleton:

Satellite dish hats are SO chic...

And this is a representation of my exact response upon hearing this news:

The frying pan was to beat the TV with.

Last night’s The One Show said that this event would “boost morale” in the nation. Really? No, I say again: really?!

Does the joining of these vastly rich, upper class, public-school educated people in holy matrimony correlate with the overall esteem of the entire country? Will marriage between Prince Horseface and Lady Whatsernose improve the lives of those struggling to pay bills, or put roofs over the homeless once their vows have made it to every Twitter page in the country?

Only time will tell. Next week: Camilla’s testicular cancer scare saves a drowning antelope.


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